I looked around, I stood alone, I knew what I had to say...

HEY BRIAN

GUESS WHAT? I CANNOT PICK YOU UP. THIS MEANS I AM FULLY COMMITTED TO NOT PICKING YOU UP. I TOLD YOU ON THURSDAY OR MAYBE EVEN WEDNESDAY THAT NO, I WILL NOT BE PICKING YOU UP.

SO WHEN YOU LEAVE ME 4 FUCKING VOICEMAILS, ALONG WITH 2 FACEBOOK MESSAGES AND A WALL POST, ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE AND ASKING IF I'M AROUND SO I CAN PICK YOU UP JUST LIKE I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO DO, YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH JUST START WALKING.

GOD I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T COMMENT ON MY LIVEJOURNAL WHILE YOU WERE AT IT. SHIT MAN.

Thanks eidna! I haven't done a survey in a while.

1. Make a list of 5 things that you can see without getting up
- Empty diet coke bottle
- A cute little bag that says "recycle"
- The monitor, hardy har har
- My passport application
- A cup

2. How do you style your hair?
- I really don't, lol. Just throw it up in a ponytail most days.

3. What are you wearing now?
- Gray pants, purple striped polo, black zip-up hoodie.

4. What's your occupation?
- Ughhhh

5. What do you hear right now?
- a commercial for a tile company

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
- Not sure lol

7. What is/was for dinner?
- It will be a slice of pizza and a Diet Coke

8. What did you do today?
- Work

9. Dog person or cat person?
- Cats

10. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
- No

11. What was the last thing that you bought?
- A sandwich at Quiznos

12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- Ireland


13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
- I don't even know where I see myself in five days

14. Where's your birthmark?
- Nowhere

15. What are you doing this weekend?
- There's a goodbye party for Ashley on Saturday and then a youth leader meeting on Sunday

16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
- Guitar

17. How are you?
- Blah

18. What are you doing tomorrow?
- Working, job interview (!), Bible study

19. What are you looking forward to the most?
- idk

Campbell's Soup at Hand, you are an asshole.

All I've wanted all day was to enjoy your delicious goodness in lieu of solid food due to my current death plague. You give me simple instructions: "Heat me up for 1:15." And then around 1:02 you go all medieval on my microwave's ass - not only by exploding, but OVERTURNING AND SPILLING NEARLY ALL OF YOUR CONTENTS ALL OVER MY MICROWAVE.

You were all I wanted all daaaaaaaay.

Fuck you, soup.

Dear Floridians...

1. You have a freeze warning because the temperature might drop down to a bitter 31.9 degrees? Oh noes. Stop complaining about how cold it is, k? I'm sittin' pretty at 21 with a wind chill of about 5. And did I mention there is a fucking BLIZZARD??? At least you get to leave your god damn house.

2. If one more of you pansies complains about having to scrape ice off your windshield, that ice scraper is going straight up your ass. And no, I will not be kind enough to insert it handle side first.

Sincerely,
me.

Ah, Christmas shopping. It's not like I need to eat during the next two weeks or anything.

ok so this just made me LMAO:



hahahahaha

Happy Thanksgiving!! :D

I am off to Oviedo for a few days, I hope you all have a great weekend :)

Thanks eidna :D

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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Cable/internet.

2. Do you miss being a child?
Parts of it.

3. Chore you hate the most?
Cleaning!!!!!

4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Sam Seltzers I think lol

5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I wrote about this in that stupid 30 day meme thing I did in August. Go find it :)

6. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Valentukonis

7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Drinking Diet Coke, which I do not have any

8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Teacher, lol

9. How many colleges did you attend?
One

10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's Friday so I can wear whatever I want so I grabbed one of my favorites

11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They need to go back down

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"My head hurts."

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"I stayed up too late."

14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
No clue.

15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Not really.

16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Sometimes.

17. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in!!!

18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Too many.

19. Favorite thing to do at night?
Hang out w/friends

20. When did you first start feeling old?
When kids born in the 90's became legal

21. Favorite lunch meat?
bologna

22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
I like never go to Walmart.

23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

24. Favorite movie?
Bubble Boy.

25. What's your favorite drink?
Diet Coke

26. Who from high school would you like to run in to?
IDK, whoever shows up at the reunion next year lol

27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Hahaha, about that... (my radio has been broken for 2 weeks and I am getting it fixed tomorrow hopefully... really pissed that I actually have to spend money on this crap when I'm sure it's just going to end up being a loose wire or something dumb like that)

28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
No.

29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Ex #1.

30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
Nobody sits across from me.

31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No.

32. Last book you finished reading?
Haha heck if I know.

33. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope.

34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I don't think I've brushed my teeth anywhere strange.

35. Do you go to church?
Sometimes.

36. How old are you?
Just turned 27.

Last night I was realizing that if I pay the second half of my rent, I will have no freaking money. I only had $70 of additional bills to pay so I was all O HAY I CAN AFFORD THINGS BUY BUY BUY. And then I did too much buy buy buying, lol. But today I was thinking about it and I realized that I get paid on the 1st. That means I could just pay my rent that day if I wanted to. Or I can pay most of it now and the rest on the 1st. The main thing I'm excited about is that I get 3 checks in October which means I would have extra money to work with. So yay I feel a lot better now :)

But I'm still returning my stupid hat to Claire's. TQC said I could, so that must mean it's true. =P

Last night was fun! I went to Splitsville with Angie, Jessica, and Julie. We ate some really good food, drank some really good drinks, and bowled some really good... bowling. Yeah. (And I somehow managed to win?? But I'm still mad that I missed that one last pin on the 10th frame because I could have gotten one more chance and then I would have beaten my all time record, but 113 is still a really good score!) Also our waiter was really cute. And I really appreciated the whole other people buying me drinks thing, because I feel bad about stuff like that but I am also broke as hale. I mean, damn the consequences on my birthday, but it still helped, so thanks y'all! (They aren't even reading this, haha.)

Today my dad is coming and we are going to go see the Rays vs the Yankees. Should be a good game! I think whoever wins it will be in first place... so go Rays! =P