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bellapalmeraDear Floridians...
1. You have a freeze warning because the temperature might drop down to a bitter 31.9 degrees? Oh noes. Stop complaining about how cold it is, k? I'm sittin' pretty at 21 with a wind chill of about 5. And did I mention there is a fucking BLIZZARD??? At least you get to leave your god damn house.
2. If one more of you pansies complains about having to scrape ice off your windshield, that ice scraper is going straight up your ass. And no, I will not be kind enough to insert it handle side first.
Sincerely,
me.
1. You have a freeze warning because the temperature might drop down to a bitter 31.9 degrees? Oh noes. Stop complaining about how cold it is, k? I'm sittin' pretty at 21 with a wind chill of about 5. And did I mention there is a fucking BLIZZARD??? At least you get to leave your god damn house.
2. If one more of you pansies complains about having to scrape ice off your windshield, that ice scraper is going straight up your ass. And no, I will not be kind enough to insert it handle side first.
Sincerely,
me.
