bellapalmera | Entries tagged with creatures of doom

Click if you dare. Only if you dare. This shit is about SPIDERS YALL. LOTS OF SPIDERS.

I'm really just posting this because this dog is my hero.

LOOK HOW COOL THIS DOG ~~THINKS~~ KNOWS HE IS. WHAT UP BITCHES I'M A DOG. SPIDERS AIN'T NO THANG.

Also:

Steve Ballmer: CEO of Microsoft | The Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth

ugh my hand is swollen and coldness makes it hurt more

DAMN YOU BEE!!!!!! Pissing humans off is not a worthy cause to sacrifice yourself for.

Brian and I went to Lake Seminole Park to eat some lunch (I'm a nice girlfriend and bought him Chipotle) and this squirrel decided we were its beeeeest fweeeends.

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As some of you know, there's a wasp who lives behind my blinds. For whatever reason, it never comes out from there, it just crawls up and down my window and buzzes every once in a while. It scares the crap out of me, hence why I have never tried to kill it.

Until today.

I saw that thing crawling up the left side of my windows and I was like "that sucka's goin' DOWN." So I picked up my converse shoe and smacked it. It fell down. I was happy, that sucka was finally done for. Except that it got back up and crawled back up the window! So with a little bit more force, I smacked that beeotch one more time. So what happened?

( The suspence must be killing you... CLICK IT!!! )

Current Mood: scurred, yo
Current Music: "Anything But Mine" - Kenny Chesney

ok i didnt think it would EAT me but still it would have been scary to get woken up by this ugly bug crawling on you but that did not happen so i think that it is gone!!

i wanted to kill people last night but dont you worry i am fine now.

oh, let me just share this random information with you... ok so i have wide feet and i think a big part of this is because the joint where my big toe is connected to the rest of my foot sticks out a whole bunch, well i think that it is starting to straighten itself out on my left foot because it hurts right there to walk and stuff and i dont think it sticks out as much anymore so that is kind of a problem. and now im looking at it and i think my foot may be a little swollen but i dont know i am not an expert at this lol, so yeah i just thought youd all like to know about that!

my spanish class is going to the restaurant that is right next to our school so yay that will be fun

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: "Special" - Splender

there is a big scarey bug in here!!! i mean it is not a huge huge bug like that one me and jenna saw when the random person made us look at a bug haha but it is brown and ugly and kinda scarey looking so i am hopeing that it does not attack me and katie when we are asleep!!! cause i looked and it wasnt moving so i was ok if i ever get some guts i will kill it but then i looked again and it was not there AHHHH so hopefully it went back to bugville or something

Current Mood: scared
Current Music: "This Ruined Puzzle" - DC because he is cool and not gay!!!!

i was drying my hair, and then i flipped it up and parted it and my head was bleeding. how strange. well i just thought you would all like to know that. oh, and also, when i was in the bathtub there was this little black thingie floating in the water, so i thought it was a piece of lint and i picked it up. it was a dead spider. i screamed. the end.

Current Mood: freaked out
Current Music: i have to stop listening to dashboard!

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I looked around, I stood alone, I knew what I had to say...

I said, "It's all my fault."

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Traci vs. The Wasp

yay i didnt get eaten haha

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