I looked around, I stood alone, I knew what I had to say...

Yummy drink recipe time!

1 shot of Firefly lemon iced tea vodka
~6 oz of cranberry juice
2 drops of lemon juice.

Pour, stir, drink cold. YAY! And seriously, the 2 drops of lemon juice brings it from "this sorta tastes like cough syrup" to "O SHI- THIS IS AWESOME!!!" :D

Someone posted this on Lynyrd's myspace and I just thought it was funny so I'm putting it here more for my reference than yours. But feel free to laugh at it anyway :D

~~~~~~~ Rules Of Drunk Dialing ~~~~~~~~~~

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.

3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom, I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.”

4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something??

5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. (This is very true. Lynyrd drunk dialed me and left me a message about goblins or something, and I definitely saved it and have played it for people. It's hilarious.)

6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. (What about drunk LJ posting? Is that ok too? LOL.)

7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they’ve ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her know, that you know that he/she still loves you. Then explain to him/her that “I would still love me too!”

9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time. (SERIOUSLY. More people need to drunk dial me!!!)

10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone’s answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune. (One time someone sang the Andy Milonakis theme song on my voicemail. I THINK it was my friend Sarah but I am not entirely sure.)

11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed… never angry.

12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that “you have a problem”.

13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend’s phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to a foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But, if you really feel like if you don’t call this person you’ll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend’s phone.

17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing… be prepared.

18. When dialing remember that “hanging out” at 3 in the a.m. usually doesn’t involve cards it’s probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk… “you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?”

19. Don’t drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far too drunk to be using electronics and you won’t be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend’s parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes.

OK, so someone asked a question about whiskey in TQC, and I of course know nothing of such drastic forms of alcohol, but I had this to say:

"The only thing I know about mixing stuff with whiskey is that there's a drink called a boiler maker which involes wheer and biskey. HAHAHA, look at that... I realized what I was typing after about "wh" but decided to keep it going because it was funny. ANYWAY. I don't like beer OR whiskey (or wheer or biskey) so I can't imagine mixing 2 gross stubsances WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID I BECOME DYSLEXIC? would taste any good."

WOW. This from the girl who doesn't drink... sober as a doorknob while typing this... niiice.

So about my title: One of my team members quit today. He actually hadn't been to work for like 3 days, came in Wednesday, didn't come in yesterday, and today came and quit. I was really sad. I obviously don't know anyone THAT well yet because I've only been there a month (my monthiversary is tomorrow), but I realized that I really like all of them and would be sad if any of them quit. So if anyone else on Team 3 is reading this (shyeah right)... DON'T QUIT! STAYYYY FOREVER!!! lol. My days just won't be the same without hearing Matt ask "Traci, are you having a bad day?" (Because I usually am when he asks that, haha.) Oh and "Shorty the Pimp" is Amanda's nickname for him. We'll miss ya, Matt!

I want to type more stuff but I am out of things to say... lol.