Seriously, just skip this post and read the longer more detailed one below it.

[bellapalmera]

I just shat the smelliest shit that has ever come out of my ass in the entire ~30 years of my existance. Like, a shit so putrid and foul smelling that is generally only capable of being produced by a baby into a diaper, except that I'm a grown-ass woman.

Thank you, I just had to... um, get that out of my system.

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[harmer.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahah. What did you eat?

Every now and then, that happens to me too and I think god I live in an age of toilets and indoor plumbing.

[bellapalmera.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure... probably a combination of the bag of spinach tortilla chips, and going to Cici's for the first time in like two years lol