Mastercuts is retarded! (Shut up, Tammy =P)

[bellapalmera]

OK, so I went to get a haircut today and since I've had good experience with Mastercuts and they are cheap (which is rather hilarious considering which mall their in), I went there. Before anyone freaks out, they did a good job cutting my hair. But what I wanted was like a top layer that was a little shorter than the rest. Apparently this is ~impossible~ because of how they hold your hair when they are ~layering~ and you can't just have a top layer and a bottom layer and WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT????? If I can give myself a top layer in my bathroom mirror with my no training, you freaking pros who've been to school for this crap should be able to do it too. SERIOUSLY. Anyway I like the length it is now and I will post before/after pics when my hair dries and I can do more with it.