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(They'll probably delete it by the end of the day, so I'll post the body of it later for the world to see.)
(EDIT: Or you can just read the comments because Alicia posted it herself... haha)
(They'll probably delete it by the end of the day, so I'll post the body of it later for the world to see.)
(EDIT: Or you can just read the comments because Alicia posted it herself... haha)
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Date: 2005-11-16 05:04 pm (UTC)Reply to: sale-111466648@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-15, 3:42PM EST
Hey there!
I have a wonderful present to give away! He is 5'9, lightskinned, and perfect (just ask him). He comes with a full blast of overly dramatic attitude, a "thuggish" demeanor, and a gray kitten. Wait! There's more!
What he does:
* he likes to hold your car to visit his "homeboys" and bring it back with barely any gas !
*he will eat, sleep, and shit, but will not buy food nor toilet paper!
*complains about going to work for 6 hours a day , and will only go for two days out of the week !
*will not help with bills, but will manage to buy air jordans, liquor,and other natural "substances" !
*will lie to your face about his whereabouts ,and then create a scene !
*will throw you around like a rag-doll and and break your possesions when you try to make him go to work !
*will spend more time with his friends than with you, then come home and go right to sleep !
*will stick finger up your nose !
*will poot on you and/or in your face !
I know,I know , you'r e probably thinking "Oh My Gosh! Why haven't you given away this AMAZING gift a long time ago? This is just to good to be true!"
He does much much more. He is oh so talented at cheating and stealing.Not to mention his main talent is being a manipulator.He will make the perfect gift (ages 18 and up please.this gift is known for causing very violent scenes and using plenty of adult language.)It's just so hard for me to tear away, but someone deserves this "bundle of love" waaaaaayyyyy more than me. Trust I don't deserve this gift at all. Did I mention he comes with a kitten? She comes complete with litter box and food! Take your pick , you can choose to take either one......or BOTH!
So what are you waiting for?!!! This is a wonderful package! The deal of a lifetime! You get a cute furball and a aggressive boyfriend for the price of nothing!
Stop by the corner of 15th and 131st and pick him up. If he isn't there he is probably roaming around in his "black tee" in somebody's "box chevy with the candy paint on 24's."
Contact me if you still do not find him, I will exchange him for a pack of black and milds.
* this is in or around TAMPA
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Date: 2005-11-17 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-20 11:51 pm (UTC)http://s53.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0OHP5G50QTQZO2E352689FUEI1