you know on the east coast we ride until we die

[bellapalmera]

and ride until we die, i did.

the following is a list of statistics on the road trip i took today:

8 hours

175 miles

6 stops

150 bucks spent

19 towns passed through

and the following is a list of all the shiznizzles i bought:

gas and a pepsi

a tank top, some slutty shorts, body wash, dmb "under the table and dreaming", and orange tic tacs (kmart)

a tie dyed shirt, a metro all stars shirt, some red plaid shorts, and some old navy board shorts (goodwill)

gas

black low-top cons (journeys), a notebook, a sticker, warped tour 2002 comp cd (hot topic), 3 pairs of undieware that i forgot to check the sizes of and have to exchange (pacsun), and a soda and a pretzel.

i also took $20 out of the atm.

my mother and i still aren't getting along, and now my dad is all mad at me because all of a sudden he's using the excuse that he loves my mom. um, you don't treat her any better than i supposedly do, you genius. oh well, he's over it. i'm over it. my mother is not over it. i'm being nice to her, but she's being civil to me in a "fuck you anyway" sort of way.

this thing flying around the computer needs to be dead.

i cleaned my room today, it's part of my "punishment" ::rolls eyes::. the other part is to clean the room i sleep in (ha, they're not the same room) and confiscation of my car keys.

so you're supposed to learn from your parents what kind of a person to be. you're supposed to learn manners and kindness and stuff like that. i've learned the following:

how to be a selfish bitch with an attitude problem

smoking and drinking are okay

i'm such a HORRIBLE christian, this coming from people who haven't gone to church in how long? (not that going to church makes you a christian, but when is the last time they picked up a bible, or prayed, or even like said anything about God other than using scripture against me?)

how to be a hypocrite

never let the other person finish their sentence. EVER.

i try not to be any of the above. the first one, i gave up on years ago because my efforts went unnoticed only because of my slipups. so yeah, thanks mom and dad. you've set a fine example for your daughter. she's grown up to be just like you, i hope you're fucking happy.

Comments

[chevygirl0425.livejournal.com]

I love you! You complete me!

I have an idea...since we both have psycho parents, we'll be eachother's parent! Okay, here's the plan, every odd day, I'll be the mother and every even day, it's your turn. Now, being that it is now the 11th...my turn!

Give yourself a treat!
Give yourself a hug from me!
I love you!
You wanna talk? Go right ahead, I'm hear to listen!
You're such a good girl!
Here, have the keys to our (imaginary) car for as long as you want!
You only have to pick up the underware in your room in order for it to be clean.
Mi casa es su casa!
Good Christian Girl! Take another cookie!
No more cookies! Time for brownies!
I want macaroni and cheese...do you?

Okay, you're turn tomorrow!

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[bellapalmera.livejournal.com]

hahahaha, you fucking rule!

[bellapalmera.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just saw this list again 3 years later. I still appreciate it :) Thanks mommy.

[bellapalmera.livejournal.com]

Haha apparently I am destined to find this list approximately every three years =P

[bellapalmera.livejournal.com]

Damn, only a year and a half this time. LOL