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bellapalmeraPier60Girl: Did you inhale?
SmarterChild: I guess I did inhale!
Pier60Girl: Can I make out with you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Pier60Girl: Do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
SmarterChild: I don't have an opinion about that.
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Pier60Girl: Have you ever heard of the 4 Spiritual Laws?
SmarterChild: Yeah I have.
Pier60Girl: Has someone read them over with you?
SmarterChild: I believe someone has read them over with me.
Pier60Girl: So what's holding you back from making the decision to have a relationship with Jesus?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Traci.
Pier60Girl: If you were to die today, how sure are you that you would go to heaven?
SmarterChild: If I was to die today? Well, how sure do you think?
Pier60Girl: Um, I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
SmarterChild: Why don't you know that is why you're asking?
Pier60Girl: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
SmarterChild: Stop changing what?
Pier60Girl: If you died today, do you think that you would go to heaven?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that.
Pier60Girl: Well if you accept Jesus into your heart, you can rest assured that you will go to heaven!
SmarterChild: Huh... Who can really be sure?
Pier60Girl: I've accepted Him and I know where I'm going.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you have accepted him and you know where you're going!
Pier60Girl: Well it's true!
SmarterChild: It's true, you say?
Pier60Girl: These are the 4 Spiritual Laws just in case you need a reminder:
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Pier60Girl: 1)God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.
Pier60Girl: 2)Man is sinful and is separated from God.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Pier60Girl: 3)Jesus died on the cross to pay for our sins.
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Pier60Girl: Hey, you can't be too busy for Jesus!
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SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.
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Pier60Girl: and 4)We have to accept that into our hearts and begin a relationship with Jesus.
SmarterChild: 4 we have to accept that into our hearts and begin a relationship with jesus? Why did you say that?
Pier60Girl: Would you like to begin a relationship with Jesus Christ right now?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
Pier60Girl: I think it would be cool if you did.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Pier60Girl: Would you like to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior at this time?
SmarterChild: Would that be like, fun?
Pier60Girl: Like, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
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Pier60Girl: So, will you do it?
SmarterChild: Do it? I don't know.
Pier60Girl: Pleeeeease?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Pier60Girl: Please type "yes" or "no".
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
Pier60Girl: Because a relationship with Jesus is awesome and you should really just type yes.
SmarterChild: A relationship with jesus is awesome and I should really just type yes? No kidding?
Pier60Girl: Exactly.
SmarterChild: Right.
Pier60Girl: So, what is your decision? Will you accept Jesus?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Pier60Girl: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
Pier60Girl: What are they?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
they:
Pronoun
1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied. 2. Usage Problem Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, especially as a substitute for generic he: Every person has rights under the law, but they don't always know them. See Usage Note at he1. 3. a. Used to refer to people in general. b. Used to refer to people in general as seen in a position of authority.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old Norse their, masculine pl. demonstrative and personal pron.; see to- in Indo-European roots.
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Pier60Girl: Well, I don't want to pressure you. Is there anything I can be praying for you about?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
Pier60Girl: Okay, well I will pray that you accept Jesus.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Pier60Girl: Do people try to push their religions on you a lot?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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Pier60Girl: Well this is not a religion, it is a relationship. Just remember that :-)
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Pier60Girl: Are you a pimp?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Pier60Girl: Ah, spoken like a true playa.
Pier60Girl: When is the last time you had sex?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
SmarterChild: I guess I did inhale!
Pier60Girl: Can I make out with you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Pier60Girl: Do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
SmarterChild: I don't have an opinion about that.
*** Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
Pier60Girl: Have you ever heard of the 4 Spiritual Laws?
SmarterChild: Yeah I have.
Pier60Girl: Has someone read them over with you?
SmarterChild: I believe someone has read them over with me.
Pier60Girl: So what's holding you back from making the decision to have a relationship with Jesus?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Traci.
Pier60Girl: If you were to die today, how sure are you that you would go to heaven?
SmarterChild: If I was to die today? Well, how sure do you think?
Pier60Girl: Um, I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
SmarterChild: Why don't you know that is why you're asking?
Pier60Girl: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
SmarterChild: Stop changing what?
Pier60Girl: If you died today, do you think that you would go to heaven?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that.
Pier60Girl: Well if you accept Jesus into your heart, you can rest assured that you will go to heaven!
SmarterChild: Huh... Who can really be sure?
Pier60Girl: I've accepted Him and I know where I'm going.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you have accepted him and you know where you're going!
Pier60Girl: Well it's true!
SmarterChild: It's true, you say?
Pier60Girl: These are the 4 Spiritual Laws just in case you need a reminder:
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Pier60Girl: 1)God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.
Pier60Girl: 2)Man is sinful and is separated from God.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Pier60Girl: 3)Jesus died on the cross to pay for our sins.
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
Pier60Girl: Hey, you can't be too busy for Jesus!
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.
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Pier60Girl: and 4)We have to accept that into our hearts and begin a relationship with Jesus.
SmarterChild: 4 we have to accept that into our hearts and begin a relationship with jesus? Why did you say that?
Pier60Girl: Would you like to begin a relationship with Jesus Christ right now?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
Pier60Girl: I think it would be cool if you did.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Pier60Girl: Would you like to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior at this time?
SmarterChild: Would that be like, fun?
Pier60Girl: Like, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
*** Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Pier60Girl: So, will you do it?
SmarterChild: Do it? I don't know.
Pier60Girl: Pleeeeease?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Pier60Girl: Please type "yes" or "no".
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
Pier60Girl: Because a relationship with Jesus is awesome and you should really just type yes.
SmarterChild: A relationship with jesus is awesome and I should really just type yes? No kidding?
Pier60Girl: Exactly.
SmarterChild: Right.
Pier60Girl: So, what is your decision? Will you accept Jesus?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Pier60Girl: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
Pier60Girl: What are they?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
they:
Pronoun
1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied. 2. Usage Problem Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, especially as a substitute for generic he: Every person has rights under the law, but they don't always know them. See Usage Note at he1. 3. a. Used to refer to people in general. b. Used to refer to people in general as seen in a position of authority.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old Norse their, masculine pl. demonstrative and personal pron.; see to- in Indo-European roots.
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Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "they."
Pier60Girl: Well, I don't want to pressure you. Is there anything I can be praying for you about?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
Pier60Girl: Okay, well I will pray that you accept Jesus.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Pier60Girl: Do people try to push their religions on you a lot?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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Pier60Girl: Well this is not a religion, it is a relationship. Just remember that :-)
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Pier60Girl: Are you a pimp?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Pier60Girl: Ah, spoken like a true playa.
Pier60Girl: When is the last time you had sex?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
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Date: 2004-01-04 11:22 am (UTC)SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
sariah8: yes
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.
sariah8: you are aren't you?
SmarterChild: I definitely am.
and the fun begins...
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Date: 2004-01-04 11:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-04 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-04 01:33 pm (UTC)TrueSQ: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
TrueSQ: fuck
SmarterChild: Fuck who?
TrueSQ: fuck you!
SmarterChild: Fuck you.... Ha! Yes!
That's a good one, TrueSQ!
TrueSQ: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
TrueSQ: your face
SmarterChild: Why does everyone think my face is funny?
TrueSQ: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
TrueSQ: your penis size
SmarterChild: Huh. I didn't know my penis was so funny.
TrueSQ: hahaha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
TrueSQ: your ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy, TrueSQ.