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bellapalmerai swear, me and liam should write a book about abnormal mothers.
"i need a warmer sweater". - then get off your hiney and go get one! and furthermore, shut up! if you weren't wasting your energy complaining about how fricking cold it is, you'd have more heat left in ya and you might be a little bit warmer. duuuh.
"::hack, hack, cough, sneeze, spit::" - get your stinkin sweater. and quit smoking. (i should insert here that my mother thinks all theories about second hand smoke/smoking while pregnant/smoking --> lung cancer are bull. she's one of those annoying "it hasn't happened to me and therefore it never will because i am ::cough, hack, phlegm:: invincible so shut up!" people.) and clean your god forsaken bedroom and sleep THERE so you're not stuck in the coldest room in the house.
"this bed is going to be the death of me." - you do everything else in the house, is cleaning your OWN ROOM too much to ask? and while you're cleaning, maybe you'll come across that warm sweater that you keep complaining about your lack of!!!
"i'm old! i can't hear!" - turn the tv down, it's destroying whats left of your freaking ear drums. and get a hearing aid. and quit smoking, which is contributing to the fact that not only are you killing your ear drums with TV but you are probably coughing them out of your ears!!! and speaking of your coughing, get a warmer sweater. geeze.
"why does UT's tuition cost so much?" - i don't feel like retyping this.
i think you get the point.
p.s. anyone ever see that segment of all that where it was "dear ashley" (thaaaats me!) well this entry is pretty much ashley reincarnated. :-P
"i need a warmer sweater". - then get off your hiney and go get one! and furthermore, shut up! if you weren't wasting your energy complaining about how fricking cold it is, you'd have more heat left in ya and you might be a little bit warmer. duuuh.
"::hack, hack, cough, sneeze, spit::" - get your stinkin sweater. and quit smoking. (i should insert here that my mother thinks all theories about second hand smoke/smoking while pregnant/smoking --> lung cancer are bull. she's one of those annoying "it hasn't happened to me and therefore it never will because i am ::cough, hack, phlegm:: invincible so shut up!" people.) and clean your god forsaken bedroom and sleep THERE so you're not stuck in the coldest room in the house.
"this bed is going to be the death of me." - you do everything else in the house, is cleaning your OWN ROOM too much to ask? and while you're cleaning, maybe you'll come across that warm sweater that you keep complaining about your lack of!!!
"i'm old! i can't hear!" - turn the tv down, it's destroying whats left of your freaking ear drums. and get a hearing aid. and quit smoking, which is contributing to the fact that not only are you killing your ear drums with TV but you are probably coughing them out of your ears!!! and speaking of your coughing, get a warmer sweater. geeze.
"why does UT's tuition cost so much?" - i don't feel like retyping this.
i think you get the point.
p.s. anyone ever see that segment of all that where it was "dear ashley" (thaaaats me!) well this entry is pretty much ashley reincarnated. :-P
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Date: 2003-01-10 03:59 pm (UTC)xoxoxo
Liam
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Date: 2003-01-10 04:47 pm (UTC)