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So when Triple A comes to open the car that you locked your keys inside of, it is always good to observe what they are doing so that way when you are a retard and lock your keys in your car again a WEEK later, you can borrow coat hangers from a friend and try to emulate AAA to the best of your ability.

SRSLY. WHAT KIND OF A MORON LOCKS THEIR KEYS IN THEIR CAR TWICE IN ONE WEEK??? OMGWTFBBQ.


Thanks Leah, Dan, and Phil for supplying me with coat hangers and other such moral support. I hope you guys are getting a good night sleep right now :)