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Jul. 6th, 2002 06:34 pmand when i say inquiring minds, i mean monica.
one day i was hanging out with eric, matt, and tyler. we were sitting in denny's, and the topic of fire-breathing came up. eric goes, "i know how they do it... bla bla bla [something about gasoline]". well tyler and matt became extremely intrigued, so we hightailed it on over to tyler's crib. (well we finished our food first.) first they figured that alcohol was flammable, so they got some rum and a lighter and spit rum at the flame. this did not work. so the 4 of us mosied on upstairs and tyler got on the internet, matt busted out tyler's guitar, and me and eric just kinda stood there like "ooooooo...kay." well tyler "asked jeeves" how one might breathe fire, and the answer was: melt parrafin wax, and spit at a flaming thing. (maybe not in those exact words, but who cares.) so we got back into my vehicle and drove over to walgreens. actually we might have gone to salvation army first cause matt needed a sweater for the xmas banquet. so anyhoo, the lady at walgreens was mean and wouldn't help us so we went over to cvs. we were informed that parrafin wax was in aisle... um... i forget which one, but we found it. so we bought some pretty smelling purple wax and went back to tyler's house. we melted it on his stove, eric got a ripped up shirt and a stick and lighted it on fire, and matt and tyler spit the melted wax at the flaming thing. in fact, I HAVE PICTURES!!!!!
as you can see, tyler is a big huge failure at fire breathing. in fact, he threw up once. well then tyler's mom came home so we ran away while tyler made up the ingenious lie that we were making candles. then his mom found us and called us chicken shits. i felt extremely honored. so then we were like "let's go to matt's house". so we did, and we showed matt's sister devin this lovely feat. then we went inside and me and devin drank a lot of dr. pepper because that stuff rules. then we left the kerosene at matt's house and drove everyone home.
now, back to the original question: "how did traci's car get its name?" well, the pretty purple wax had been given a scent by the company. it was called "blissfull blackberry". so my car smelled like it, what with driving the supplies back and forth between tyler's and matt's houses. HOWEVER. my car is not black, it's teal! but greenberry and tealberry don't exist. so that is how my car got the name, "the blissfull blueberry."
the end. wasn't that a lovely story? i thought so.
one day i was hanging out with eric, matt, and tyler. we were sitting in denny's, and the topic of fire-breathing came up. eric goes, "i know how they do it... bla bla bla [something about gasoline]". well tyler and matt became extremely intrigued, so we hightailed it on over to tyler's crib. (well we finished our food first.) first they figured that alcohol was flammable, so they got some rum and a lighter and spit rum at the flame. this did not work. so the 4 of us mosied on upstairs and tyler got on the internet, matt busted out tyler's guitar, and me and eric just kinda stood there like "ooooooo...kay." well tyler "asked jeeves" how one might breathe fire, and the answer was: melt parrafin wax, and spit at a flaming thing. (maybe not in those exact words, but who cares.) so we got back into my vehicle and drove over to walgreens. actually we might have gone to salvation army first cause matt needed a sweater for the xmas banquet. so anyhoo, the lady at walgreens was mean and wouldn't help us so we went over to cvs. we were informed that parrafin wax was in aisle... um... i forget which one, but we found it. so we bought some pretty smelling purple wax and went back to tyler's house. we melted it on his stove, eric got a ripped up shirt and a stick and lighted it on fire, and matt and tyler spit the melted wax at the flaming thing. in fact, I HAVE PICTURES!!!!!
as you can see, tyler is a big huge failure at fire breathing. in fact, he threw up once. well then tyler's mom came home so we ran away while tyler made up the ingenious lie that we were making candles. then his mom found us and called us chicken shits. i felt extremely honored. so then we were like "let's go to matt's house". so we did, and we showed matt's sister devin this lovely feat. then we went inside and me and devin drank a lot of dr. pepper because that stuff rules. then we left the kerosene at matt's house and drove everyone home.
now, back to the original question: "how did traci's car get its name?" well, the pretty purple wax had been given a scent by the company. it was called "blissfull blackberry". so my car smelled like it, what with driving the supplies back and forth between tyler's and matt's houses. HOWEVER. my car is not black, it's teal! but greenberry and tealberry don't exist. so that is how my car got the name, "the blissfull blueberry."
the end. wasn't that a lovely story? i thought so.
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